For Trump's agenda results, the bigger, the better
Imagine you’re on a long international flight. Midflight, the passengers are asked if they want to replace the crew and the pilots with monkeys eager to take over. Not only monkeys, but these monkeys are badly behaved; in fact, they are crazy.
The passengers are bored and want change even though there is nothing wrong with their flight. "Yes!" said the majority, to the horror of all others who saw what was about to happen. As soon as the monkey occupies the cockpit, severe bumps are felt across the aircraft, and the plane spins out of control. (Add here what you think happens next)
Elections do have consequences, but so do recklessness and gross negligence. Trump's agenda and unprecedented attack in America are starting to materialize quickly as we see Trump’s White House staff appointments and the inevitable consequences thereafter. But I’m no longer worried about our nation's destiny. In fact, I feel quite confident that we’re finally on the right track.
I want Trump to succeed. I want him to accomplish his agenda and everything he might have mentioned at his rallies. In fact, I demand he does precisely that, and I will work tirelessly to follow up on his progress.
I want all his cabinet nominations to be successful. I want Matt Gaetz to become our next Attorney General. I want him to arrest everyone who opposes Trump, especially the press and some of the generals who are not loyal to him. I want him to dispatch a special militia to knock on doors and find where the rat dissidents hide.
I want him to impose not 100% tariffs on imported goods; I want him to impose 300%, pleeease! I want him to pick up a fight with China and piss them off in the best Trumpian fashion. I want him to put America first by any means necessary because we are to prove to the world that we’re the baddest country on the planet.
And for immigration, why deport 11 million? Let’s make it 20, sir. I want concentration camps filled with families of these dirty immigrants who spend their time crawling on the dirty fields, picking things from the ground. They are criminals. I want him to spend billions and hire millions to mobilize a war effort and save the nation from this clear and present danger. We’re being attacked. The more money spent, the better.
And NATO. Please, let’s end this shameful joke. Nothing is more old-fashioned than NATO; the Second World War is over, don't you get it? Get over communists. We’re no longer giving handouts to you lazy Europeans. Pay up, or we’re out. Please, Mr. Trump, end NATO; we don’t need Euro communism in America. And while you’re at it, help your friend, Putin; send him some of our troops.
And I’m sure Americans are OK with the bill. Yes, there will be a bill for all this fun. Hey, you have to pay to play. No money, no honey. Oh, you didn’t know it was going to be expensive? Well, now you know. Oh, you don’t have money to pay? Not to worry; it has already been paid. Who did? You did.
I don’t want anyone to suffer, but sometimes, in life, you have to let things take their own course. You can’t save anyone or tell anyone what to do. Sometimes, you have to let people find out for themselves. You just have to go there yourself and find out.
You see, my mother used to have a very wise uncle. His son always complained about life, even though there was nothing wrong with him or his life. He was privileged and entitled. Yet he constantly complained to his dad that he was miserable and wanted to kill himself. One day, her uncle could no longer take the drama, and he told the son. Do you want to kill yourself? To which he replied, “Yes.” He handed the son a rope and said: “Go ahead and make it quick.” Since then, he has never complained about his life again. He went to college, got a job, and became a doctor. End of story.
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