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Writer's pictureLeonardo Del Toro

Eyeliner Vance Glossy lies May be More Dangerous Than Trump's

The proof is the slick-lying vance


J D Vance


If you write nonsense on a piece of paper with a poor handwriting, and your syntax sucks, it will be hard to convince anyone of your ideas. But then they invented computers, and the fonts are gorgeous, and AI corrected your text, polished it up, and made it look like a million bucks, but it is just polished nonsense. Now we're looking good, and anything you say, including lies, is much more believable and palatable.

Eyeliner Vance is like a beautiful font enhanced by AI, and any lies written with that font have a great chance of making it. The problem with lying Trump is that more and more, he is becoming a caricature of himself. We are all entertained by Trump's lying show. He is old and stuck in the values of the eighties, which are getting so old that they will soon be forgotten.


Remember when he said that Kamala Harris is no Margaret Thatcher? Who knows who was Margaret Thatcher? Young people had never heard of her. He still lives in that political world of yesterday.


This became very apparent in the vice presidential debate. The calm and composed Vance and his eyeliner were spewing lie after lies, and even though we knew they were lies, you almost have this immediate reaction that Vance was doing better against Tim, who was struggling to sell his good old American good guy straight shooter talk. 


Tim's truths were similar to being written on a napkin at the dinner. These real truths are poorly written, and some will disagree, but compared to Yale Eyeliner Vance, there was a serous disadvantage. However, there are exceptions to how far polished text can go. In the end, Tim was victorious because of one thing.


To understand that, we have to go back to lying Trump and his circus of the bizarre. Trump is a one-trick pony, and his tricks are getting old, so his most famous lies are aging. The most notorious lie with an emperor has no clothes production values is that the 2021 election was stolen from him. Everyone knows that is a lie.


So much so that it didn't survive the sugarcoated eyeliner treatment when Tim confronted Vance personally with this simple question: Do you believe the elections were stolen from Donald Trump in 2020? We can see that the glossy lie now has a different effect or no effect at all. We were all surprised to see eyeliner Vance suddenly become very small. That one moment alone was worth the entire debate. Boom!


However, Vance will still present a greater danger if Trump wins the 2024 election. By being a cheeseburger away from the presidency, he will be a worse and more dangerous Trump 2.0.


Gone will be the circus show that is Trump, and it will all be replaced with a facade of impeccably polished lies that will gain more popularity than Trump because they will have the credibility and stability of normality, no matter how absurd they are. He will be believed by an even more significant segment of the population.  


We can't let that happen. Tim's ability to administer a checkmate with a truth badly written on a dinner napkin indicates that we are close to ending this spell of lies.




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